Thursday, August 6, 2009

Chhangchhe Pa - Zingkar

Mumang lama Eva Green te nen kan in sairawkherh tui lai takin ka nak nem chho chu a rawn lum triam triam a, a hnu reilo te ah a vawt leh riai riai a, a rim atang chuan steam bath room chhung ah ka awm lo tih chu ka chiang, mahse mut ka la thlakhleh em vangin ngaimawh lova muthilh san ka tum leh lai tak chuan dar 5:30 alarm a ri chu ka harh zawk mai. Ka mut kawr, khum khuhna, mattress, rizai, lukham erawh a pakai em lo, kum 2 lai tawh si zan khatah vawi 3 te zu han cheh thin a maw le. Diaper man hian Nano Car kan lei thei zan tawh ang.

Chutia pa ber zing tho a hing hum hum mai chu Home Ministry lam an lo inthiam lo deuh nge, "Nizan a diaper vawi 2 ka thlak asin maw le, a zun tawh ka ring lova, a pahnihna a zun tlang khan ka hren tir leh ta lova, mut dawna i theitui pek vang vek kha a ni".... Min hnem nana sawi ni mahse a tawpah hi chuan a thiam lo hi chu Pa kan ni deuh zel. Khawvel kalhmang a nia nge.

Thawhphat inbual lo ti thrang deuh lo phei ila chu ka nileng hin dawn nia, inbual pawh ka in bual zawh hmain kawngkhar a U zawkin a rawn chum, "A pa ka ek a chhuak tawh a nia, hawng teh", "Bath room lehlam va hmang mai rawh, ka laklawh", "Aih ka duh lo, hetah ka duh alawm", "Van buaithlak kher kher thin tak" ti chungin ka hawng a, ka inbual chhung chuan a e kham ve mai tura ka ngai a, a la duhtawk teh tlat lova. Nu berin breakfast enge a siam ang aw ti nuah nuah pahin Chawei pindan lamah ka phei a, zing bawnghnute lak chhuanlam in Gate ah thenawm nu nen an indin chilh ka va hmu zuaih a.

Hmnn le, tukin chu ka duh chi, buh chiahpuam a dahi leh kurtai pawlh breakfast... fian hi chuan a mix tha thei lo, kut ngeiin a tui hetiang chu tiin kan mix tran chiah chu, ring fahran hian "A nuuu ka e khammmm"... a nu gate a awm khawtlai in a hrephak si lo, Pa ber chet leh a ngai, ka chaw chawm lai pawh sawi thei tawh lovi, ka va thiarfai sak leh te te a.... dettol sahbawn hi kan heh bik riau in ka hre thin. A hmehchhuah chi kher lo chu an duh lo lehnghal. Hui ham.

Nu ber rawn lut chu rum deuh el awl hian "Enge in sawi a, in va rei ve"..."Engmah". Engmah sawi lo hian rei tawk gate ah an va in melh ni maw. Zawh sei hman pawh a ni lo, a naupang zawk, Lal-zung-dur-dur-i chuan "A nuuuu, ka tho tawhhhh".. A aw ki atang chuan a NiakNuak rei dawn tih hre turin zawlnei nih kher pawh a ngai lo. A u zawkin a complan in lai a lo thlauh, no a phirsi zawngin chhuatah a tla keh... rah palh a hlauhawm si, kan office lama Emergency Action Plan kan neih ang deuhvin, Nu in glass keh a phiah fai laiin nau tho trap lo thlem lungawi kha chu automatic in ka portfolio ah a in transfer nghal mai a, phun chi a ni lo...a chanve pawh ka la ei lo asin maw le tih pawh sawi aiin sawi loh a thra zawk. Mei si hian meipui a siam thei tlat. Vanneih thlak? takin ka pawm thawh a duh lo hlauh mai chu engemaw zawng tak chuan a fihlim thlak, mahse chu chuan a daih rei lo kher mai. Nu ber in a tihlai a kalsan kha ka chhunzawm ve a ngai tlat (naupang inrah hliam palh ai chuan). Chhuat ka hruk zawh chuan ka thingpui chu tuisik ang a ni tawh!

Thra te te in ka ei zawm tawh ang chu tih nak alaiin, a U zawkin a nau complan a lo in, "Engatinge i lo insak a"... "A nu'n a dang min siam leh duh si lo a nih kha"... A nau lah chu "A dang a aia tui, strawberry rim nam kha kan siam daih dawn nia aw" tih mai mai a lungawi chi a ni lo, ama ta, a u in a insak kher lo kha chu duh hek lo, Nawrh Khatna na chu an tran phawt a. Chutah Pa thinin a tuar ta lo, vin thrakin "Tap tawh suh, i tah leh chuan vai putar kan ko ang"... Vai putar hi a awm lovang tih a hlauhawm thin khawp mai. A hma ami ang chiah complan khan a lungawi ve theih phah ta a nia. A U zek zawk lah chuan "Vai putar a awm leu, a nu ten an ti mai mai" a tih hrethiam rual a nih hunah tu emaw chu an awm leh a ngaih hmel a ni, nakina ngaihtuah chhuahah khek tawh ang.

"Bawihte, i ei in zawh tawh chuan Bathroom ah lut nghal rawh, i tlai dawn, sahbawn kha hman zawh vek tur a ni lo". "A nu niminah Miss ten Wild Animal Chart ken tur an ti". "Engatinge nimin i rawn ban khan i sawi loh, tunah khawi ami nge kan lei tawh ang, dawr an la hawng hleinem"... "A pawi lo, a pa'n sikulah min rawn pe mai rawh se"... Hui ham, office a kan buai tur zia leh hna a tam zia lo sawi ve na chi ni maw. "Ramu hi a van rawn thleng har ve" tih kha kan sawi rik ngam tawk chu a va ni mai awm e, insiam sawk sawk a, office kalsan daih ila, a fel duak a ni mai ti rilruin ka insiam a. Ka kal dawn chuan tuk dang ang lo takin a naupang zawk chuan min ngen lo hlauh, ka vin deuh vang pawh kha a ni mai thei, Gate ah erawh vawi 10 chuang bye bye a ngai thung.

Engtin tin emaw chuan sikul lamah an lo in beng liam ve turah ka ngai ngawt a, eng boruak tak nei zui maw!!!!

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ngaihnawm reuh lutuk...i tan chuan misual.com hi oasis chu a lo ni ngei dawn a lo nih hi!! Changchhiat buai lai tak hi chhungkaw hlim lai hun ber an tia lawm. In la buai lo zawk a nih hi, keini chungkua te chu SWAT team mamawh chang kan ngah a sin. Dangerous kids out of control an tam lutuk :-)

-bmw

David Lutmang said...

@bmw, thanks, Nia kan misual tawp hleithei lo a nih hi.

myself said...

Ngaihnawm pek hle mai a..hahahah...naupang awm lo in keini chhung kan awm rei ang reng fu a..u te ho in fa an han nei chu kan hlim pui kher mai...!!

Pi Final-i chu eitur siam ava thiam awm ve a...nakin ah in inah chaw eikhawm ila athra ang..kanidari pawh kan sawm ve ngei dawn ania..ani thu thiam leh nuih tur a hmuam trun sia ...kan la nui tlang ham ham dawn ania :D

David Ralte said...

chhangchhiat pui tur em em loh pawh hi nu leh pa truaitrut deuh chuan kan kurpui fe zawng a nih hi, nang chu ni la i'n manage fel thlip thlep tur :D

Final-i maw? thiam teh suh ei, a bawkbawn kan pawh zu dum hul zel a.... haha, mahse tui ti taka ei mai kha kan tihtheih awmchhun chu a ni tawh mai e. Ni e, chaw erawh kan eikhawm a ngai khawp mai, Sept thla tawp lam tin ang aw, ti hluai teng

Mizohican said...

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! Chhangchhe best! hahahaha!! Ka la nui reng ka chhiar zawh pawn. Ziak thiam khawp mai hotupa.

ThaiBoy said...

Zingah chhungkua a pa mawhphurhna hlenchhuah a, chhunah mahni hna a mawhphurhna, zanah nuber lak a mawhphurhna :) chu chu patling hna ani.

David Ralte said...

@illusionaire, Amir Khan in Ghulam-a a zai Lata-ji i'n zaithiam a tih a lawm tluk ang zet kha ka ni mai a, nang meuhin ziak thiam min han tih chuan ziak thiam tak tak ah kan inngai deuh run mai... hahaha..thanks.

@ThaiBoy, haha, hotupa nge nge, thlawh fuh tlat thin.

Malsawmi Jacob said...

Hahaha! Nakin deuhvah chuan aw--a te zawk pawhin a ngen duh tawh lovang che, a u college kal lo haw thuai duh lo nen--tun hun hi i la ngai ngawt ang.

VaiVa said...

Thaiboy pawhin a rawn comment phur hle mai a. Hetiang in rawn ziah thin vang hi lawm kan tlangval reng ni!!! ha ha

David Ralte said...

@mesjay, ni e ti rawh... hmanni chu a naupang zawk pian tirh vel home video kan en a, kum 2 chuang awrh chauh liam tawh ni mahse a hmuhnawm let leh tawh khawp mai.

@vaiva, khitiang buaina kara 'Hlimna Mak Tak" mai awm thin chu i la chan deuh dawn a nih chu :D haha

Varte said...

Hetia chhungkua a buai luai luai hi chuan Chaw ei ila a fel mai an ti.

Hlimna Mak Tak nei tur chuan buai deuh nuai nuai phawt a ngai tihna ni maw..?? Ziak ngaihnawm hle mai. Next-ah chuan Office ban hnu leh zan lam ve thung aw..

luliana said...

Huu huu..a va ropui dangdai tak em!!!

Unknown said...

Hehe va pui miah miah ve !!

David Ralte said...

@Varte, haha, I zui Lal Isua neitu te neih ang deuh, Harsatna in a chim kara 'Hlimna' mak tak ang deuh kha a ni ber awm e a :D

@luliana, kan ropui loh lai bera kan hriat hi kan ropui lai ber a lo ni mial mai thei asin, tunge hria? haha

@amanda, khitia kan pui miah miah viaua a lan lai khian han fel deuh duak duh chuan miah loh trum te a awm ve a nia :D

Clayton DoliƩn said...

i va ziak hit kher em? Ka nui nasa? Kei chu ka chhangchhiat dan a nep zawkin ka hria. Ka fate an fel em em. Kum 1 an tlin hnuah chuan an tisual fe a nih loh chuan zun an cheh tawh ngai lo. Ninawm ber chu computer hmaa thrut ve leh hian 'Daddy pawm teh," an ti ngei ngei a... "Daddy giin ginn khel rawh aw," an ti ziah hi a ni deuh mai.

Khatiang chanchin i han ziak kha ka lawm hrim hrim e.

David Ralte said...

Pu dolien, ni e, an ninawm fu hian a lang a, an dam loh emaw zin bo daih hi chuan rilru a kim lova, chaw ei tui loh chu sawi loh, mut te hi zu tui thei hlek lova... i ni ve emaw.

I rawn tei lut ve hlauhva, i ti lawmawm khawp mai, welcome.

wonderboyisme@gmail.com said...

ngaihnawm hle mai! harsat/buaina kan tawh hi a hun lai chuan hreawm hle mahse a hnu a min ti hlim tu hi an lo ni leh zawk thin a nia. kan hmabak chu a ni sia a nghahhlelh awm in a va huphurh awm em! :-)

hmanzan chu ka mumang ah durtlang lei tan chhak deuh ah khian 'mo' kan lo lawm a kan lo inhmu a!! haha

pi final-i eisiam thiam leh thiamloh chu la proof ngei chu a ngai a nia.. :-)

David Lutmang said...

@wonder, buai tak karah pawh hetiang thuziak ho mai mai te min chhiarsak hram a, lawmawm e.

Sept thla khian Durtlang leitan chhak deuh ah chuan inneihna a ka kal ngei a ngaih hmel... nang pawhin i hriat ngei (monu leh mopa tur) an innei dawn lawm.

Dik khawp mai, final-i rawngbawl chu kan la ei ho ngei ang, thu mai lovin, tisa in :)

Anonymous said...

Ivanhan ziak thiam ve o.... ka nui nasa hle mai...

Sekibuhchhuak said...

Haha.Ngaihnawm ve! A awmzia tak la hrethiamve chiah lo mahila, kan dam anih chuan kan la tawng ve lo ang tih pawh a sawi theih si lova :-)

Vai putar thlakna tur chu i ngaihtuah mek a nih hmel a :-P Ka pa kha chuan, Thinlanga-a min tih thaih thin :-D

Anonymous said...

Hotupa nge nge i van ziak thiam ve,mahse kan ti teh ang,tikhian buai i in ti ve em em a,i thoh hma daih kan hotunu chu tho in breakfast a lo siam diam anga chutah nangni in tho ve chauh a ni ngei anga,naupang sikul kai hnu ah leh office tur a in chhuah hnu ah in sul hnu zawng2 a naupang zok awm chung in an buai leh char cahr anga chutah chhun ah in lunch siam in an buai leh anga ,in tih fel in suk zawng2 nen maid lo kal loh ni nih phei chuan a buai phi dawrrr dawr dawn a ni,tlai ah in lo haw hun ah hlim tak in a lo dawng sawng leh ngei che u anga,engmah phun nawi lovin,zing kar khat napang in a zun khum mai mai te hi chu e a nitin tawn thil a nih ka ring,chuvang chuan zing khat buai i lo hre ve ta a a lawm awm khawp in ka hria ,a chawhmeh siam te chu sawisel reng reng suh a siam pah khan naupang lehkha a zirtir a maw a nianga ,lawm tak in ,kan home minister chung ah hi chuan ka va lawm em ti la duat em em rawh lems:)

Dumput

David Lutmang said...

@Seki, i rawn tei lut ve khiah a, lawmawm ve aw... Thinlanga kha chu kum 7 vel atan ka la hauh a :)

@dumput, my friend, i dam maw? helaia i rawn lut ve hlauh chu a van lawmawm em. Ni e, better half lam han sawi vak chu ku thayboi a blog emaw an ti palh ang tih ka hlau deuh maw le... i rawn sawi te khi adik vek!!!

aduha said...

Innu ka silh miah lo ang!!

keimah said...

He he heee...kan chhangchhiat lai min ti hre chhuak hle mai!!

Gomi said...

Light humour reading tha tak ani.. hlimawm hle mai

chepa said...

Va ngaihnawm ve. Kanidari chu i lo hetih vang hi a ni maw, misual lam pawh i regu theih loh ni?

churchuha said...

hetah kolasib lam atangin kanlo chhiar ve chiah..mitthla nen a chhiar phei chuan a nuihzathlak lehzual..chhumpuizingi a va ngaihom thin ve...

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